Saturday, January 29, 2011

A Hard Workout



This winter has been incredibly busy for me and it seems that there just aren’t enough hours in the day. As spring/summer approaches, I realize I need to get back into the routine of a daily workout. So, I’ve been working hard at it, if you can believe it, and I don’t know about you but it releases endorphins that make me extremely horny afterwards. I’m sweaty, breathing hard and all I can think about is your hard cock in my mouth, my pussy and then finally my ass. OMG! Anal sex after a hard ass workout is fucking hot! I want you to bend me over the workout machine and take me for all I’m worth. Drive it home, baby! I want you to blow your load inside because I want to feel my gaping hole dripping with your jizz when I’m in the shower and when I’m sitting at my desk later today. I need it so please give it to me and don’t make me beg. I’m not in a begging mood today ... CLICK HERE!

Friday, January 28, 2011

You Choose!

As I was looking through sets of pictures I realized that I always choose which set goes up on Friday. So, I've selected a few photos for you to look at and decide. Here's how this is going to work. I'm going to give you a very brief description about each of the three sets of pictures. What you're not going to know is, which description goes with which picture. It's kind of tricky, huh? You have to choose the picture, not the description. I know, it's not fair, but it amuses me, especially when you read the description for one, in particular. Before you vote, remember it's not always obvious...

Descriptions:
1. It's not about FEET at all, but you'll wish it were...
2. I don't get naked but it's a great tease...
3. I slip a finger in both holes to give you some DP action, something I say I don't do, EVER...

Beach
Bed at the In-Laws
Springtime

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Texas Sized


As corny as it sounds, I hear a lot of "wow, it's really true. Everything is bigger in Texas". Admittedly, the statement gives me pause and I always end up scratching my head on this one because, well, let's face it, my boobs are definitely not Texas Sized. However,  my ass is. It's always been "big", even before my boobs grew to a gigantic size portion. Yes, I'm aware that I just contradicted myself all in the same paragraph. It's what I do, though. My mom had medium sized boobs (B cup) and no ass. Her mom, my "granny" (who was cute!), was a big boned gal. She had a beauty about her and I'm not saying that out of a biased opinion, it's true, just ask my grandpa. She was on the bigger side of a C cup and she had an ass which went along with her big boned body, but I have to tell you, my ass is bigger. Hell, I have a hard time finding jeans that fit because I can't squeeze my fat ass cheeks into them and if I can then the waist is gaped open...that's SEXY, let me tell you! Okay, so on with the story before I completely bore you off of your ass, no pun intended. (LMFAO! I've always wanted to use that in a sentence. WOOT!)



Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Pictures from the Party

I posted a few days ago about the 2nd Annual Birthday party but I didn't have any pictures until tonight.

Devil thought I should be in lingerie all night but it was incredibly cold. So, I delivered the cake in lingerie, over my clothes. lol.

This celebration was for Cowboy Bubba and another long time member, Hedo and I suggested they both feed each other cake for the camera. They said no....but I insisted. LOL.


And finally, the fire dance that has become "famous" if you know Bubba. 




Randy, Thank you for my Windmill


Randy, thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for refurbishing a windmill just for me. You are such a thoughtful and selfless man. You know my love of history and windmills and when you found this one in the eaves of an old barn you thought of me. You never hesitated and you knew that it would involve a lot of your time and still you climbed into the rafters and retrieved it and then you spent countless hours sanding it, pounding out the dents and then painting it. You didn't stop there though. You found out the history of it and you wrote it down, by hand, and mailed it to me in the crate you shipped out to Texas only after you had completely restored it. I want you to know that it means a lot to me that you would do that for me. Each time I walk out our front door I see it and it makes me smile and when someone asks about it, I tell them the story (even if they don't want to hear it). Randy, you are a good man. Thank you! 


Monday, January 24, 2011

January 5, 2007

I have been a non-smoker for the past four years. WOOT! I have to say that it was one of the hardest things I have ever done but now I look back and it's one of my best accomplishments. So I'm told. LOL. Just kidding...kind of. Anyway, I just thought a "WOOT" was in order.

A Drunken Bet

We went out to dinner last night with a couple of my members and one of Devil's friends met up with us and he talked me into doing shots with him. I'll admit, it didn't take much prodding on his part, but he's an alcoholic and I should know to never say yes to him when there's liquor involved. We met him at Applebee's where he and I did two shots of red wine & vodka and I sucked down a margarita. From there we went down town to P.F Chang's and we had sake with our meal. Since we had to drop him off at his car, which was in the Applebee's parking lot, I thought I should share a night cap with him before being driven home. Well, that turned out to be three more shots and a bet. He said that since I don't drink often and weigh less than 100 pounds that I was going to suffer tomorrow and I begged to differ. He was wrong and he doesn't do well with being wrong. Just ask him. lol. The bet was that if I were to wake up with a hangover I have to go down town and party with him one night, without Devil, and my mission is to get him hooked up with a random woman before the night is over. If he loses the bet, he has to buy me and Devil dinner and drinks this Wednesday when he comes out to the house....

So, what do you think happened? Did I wake up with a hangover or is he buying me dinner and drinks this coming Wednesday?

There's something you should know, before you make your decision, I weigh more than 100 pounds and we were drinking red wine shots along with a couple other drinks I had over the evening's timeline.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

A Reason to Party

We just had our second annual Birthday celebration for Bubba and Hedo. They're both members of my site and after meeting them several times at events and for dinner, we've gotten to know them pretty well. Last year I learned that they share the same birthday, January 22nd, and we thought that was a damn good reason to party. Wouldn't you agree? So, last year we had around 20 people show up and it was such a huge hit and everyone has talked about it, over the past year, that we're making it an annual event.

Last night we had over 30 people come out for this big celebration and it was, by far, the best party that we've thrown to date. This one even beats our 10th Anniversary party that we threw in September.

The party started at 630p and the last couple left around 3a and that was only because everyone staying at our house was going to bed. I'd say this was a huge success. I'll post pictures over the next couple of days but I wanted to thank the two birthday boys for allowing us to celebrate their birthday's with them.

WOOT!

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Bubba Blog

This topic was addressed during my Tuesday night members show and it was decided that I would definitely write about this. Before I start let me just say that it was discussed in detail and all I needed was 1 vote but did I only have one person agree with  me or were there more? Hmmm, think on that for awhile...

For over four years now I've hosted a members show on Tuesday night, 8P EST. and for at least three years Bubba (Cowboy Bubba) has had that day off. Without question, without fail and without excuses. OFF. Tuesday nights are mine. They are and that's all there is to it. Well, this past Tuesday he worked and thought it should be okay and it's not! So, what did we do? ... Scratch that. What did I do? I talked about him to everyone else who is aware that Tuesday's are mine. Those who don't miss for trivial bullshit, like work, were there to listen and I have to say we did accomplish somethings. Maybe that'll teach HIM to miss, again! Pffft! (no pffft'ng! back, dude).

Incidentally, I did something that I normally don't do during my members shows. It just kind of happened without any plan for it. Sometimes things just work out like that and it's just meant to be...so to speak. Anyway, if you're wondering, I did an hour long anal show and it was off the charts! If you miss one night, you might be missing more than you know, I'm just saying.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

My Boobs and their Timeline

I couldn't come up with a better title, obviously. I've been joking about how my boobs have grown for so long that you all just patronize me in agreement. Honestly, I'm okay with that and you all might not even realize that you've come to believe me, but I'm pretty sure that I have you convinced. I'm posting pictures to give you a timeline and PROOF that they really are bigger. It's not just in my head, this time, I promise.

Ice Storm 2006 (No boobs)


Ice Storm 2009 (BOOBS!)



Sometime in 2009 (Obvious cleavage. WOOT!!)


My Best Monday, EVER

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Sunday, January 16, 2011

Memory of an Elephant

Do you feel as though your memory is sleeping? Well, I do and I'm way too young to blame it on old age! For fucks sake, I had three ideas for blog postings last night, while we were out, and would you know, I've forgotten what they were. I've been sitting here for twenty minutes trying to rack my brain and I've come up empty handed. I hate that. I always joke that I have the memory of an elephant and maybe that's not too far off. I mean, elephants brains are the size of a peanut. A peanut! That must mean they don't remember shit, so maybe I do have the memory of a fucking elephant.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

2011 Resolutions

I've been lax on blogging this year and it's been over two weeks since I've given you all a real blog post. TWO WEEKS! So, since I told you how much fun it is to make up resolutions I figured I should at list make a fucking list! Here's what I have:

1. Not enough time in the day. This is obviously a problem because I never have time to do everything that I have to do. So, I'm going to figure out how to expand the day as you know it. I mean, 24 hours, really? Who can get everything done in that amount of time? The answer is no one!

2. Daylight Savings Time. Stupid! I'm going to write whoever it is that is in charge of this. First, I need to find out who that is and if it is just one person or an entire section of gov't. Personally, I think they have better things to do than to keep us on fucking Daylight Savings. I mean, really. I understand why the farmers/ranchers needed it, once upon a time but are we still in that time? NO! The answer is no!

3. Gardening is going to become a reality. You knew that was going to be on the list and I probably don't need to explain myself but then what fun would that be? I really want a garden! I try each year and each year my plants die. I think I've realized the error of my ways. So, here it is. My garden is on the north side of the house. Stupid, I know, but how did I know that it would effect my plants as much as it has. I want bright, bold blooming plants and the only thing that will grow in the shade are boring fucking green bushy plants. This year, I'm going to give in and plant those fuckers and expect an awesome garden. Here's the better plan though. I'm going to have containers all over the deck and the other side of the house that are going to have the plants I really want. That is going to be a success. I no longer plan to kill plants. Wish me luck!

4. Remember that I have a thigh master. lol. That in itself, explains this one.

5. I'm going to blog about everything! Just kidding. But I'm going to try to find more time to blog, which means I'm going to have to definitely master my #1 resolution.

6. I need to convince Devil that I don't have enough socks or panties and I need more. I'm not a shopper so if I were to tell him that I need more shoes or clothes, he wouldn't even blink. BUT socks and panties, well, he'd go to my closet and pull out my drawers of panties and baskets of socks. What can I say to that? "Um, well, um, I really need new ones though. Those are so yesterday, dude!" ... any suggestions? This really should be my number 1 resolution and it's going to be, by far, the toughest one to complete.

I think that should keep me busy for the year, what do you think? I'd love to read your resolutions, if you have  any?

Sunday, January 9, 2011

New Updates on my Website


Magic Mirror (Messy BJ VIDEO with Facial)
I’m getting ready to go out with the girlfriends tonight and all I can think about is sucking some dick. It’s always on my mind, to be honest with you, and this night was no exception. I knew my girlfriend would be picking me up soon but I started daydreaming about giving head and well, the rest is history. I had jizz all over my face when I should have been ready and waiting for my friend to pick me up for a girl’s night out. Oh well, this was much more satisfying. CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL HD VIDEO AND MESSY FACIAL!

Wicked in White
Here we are another year down and another one to start. With the New Year in front of us, I’d love to start fresh. I think we should have a cleansing ceremony, if you will, to clean up the battle wounds and to have a good start to the year. I want tonight to be all about us and no one else. Just you and I exploring our bodies and finding that spot that makes us both quiver. I want you to look in my eyes as you thrust in and feel your breath escape you as you grind until you’re all in. Just lie on top of me, kissing, holding my hands and slowly grinding up against me, feeling my pussy take hold of your dick. I want it to last. I want it slow and steady. I want to work up a sweat, with you, as we take our time and remember what was so special about me and you. Do you remember? Come join me and I’ll remind you. CLICK HERE!