Backyard Fun

If you found me in your backyard, what would you do? Would you want to push me on the swing set or play merry-go-round? Would you jump on the trampoline with me, trying to flirt your way in, or would you just walk right up to me, pushing me up against the fence, kissing me and ripping my clothes off? What would you do? Join me, first, and then email me to tell me what it is you would actually do. I look forward to hearing from YOU. CLICK HERE!

My Boobs and their Timeline

I couldn't come up with a better title, obviously. I've been joking about how my boobs have grown for so long that you all just patronize me in agreement. Honestly, I'm okay with that and you all might not even realize that you've come to believe me, but I'm pretty sure that I have you convinced. I'm posting pictures to give you a timeline and PROOF that they really are bigger. It's not just in my head, this time, I promise.

Ice Storm 2006 (No boobs)

Ice Storm 2009 (BOOBS!)

Sometime in 2009 (Obvious cleavage. WOOT!!)

Hot Tub, Hot Times

It’s so cold outside right now that there’s not much to do, other than relaxing in a hot tub. I’m always up for some hot, steamy fun outside and I’d love it if you’d get naked and join me. The garbage was just picked up and some crazy person is out jogging, so we have to be quiet and discreet but the dangers of being caught is incredibly hot.