Twitter #FF Hiatus

This might come across a little, um, brash, but I'm taking a hiatus from the #FF on Twitter. For those of you whom are not aware of what that is, #FF stands for FollowFriday. Basically, it's a suggestion list that you send out to all of your followers so that they can find new people to interact with. If I enjoy "Cliff", "NiceGuy" and "Cowboybubba" I send a #FF out to all of my followers. It's kind of like an endorsement, if you will. Anyway, to be blunt, it's turned into a huge cluster fuck of tweets from mid-Thursday to Saturday mornings. That's not why I'm taking a summer break though. 

Here's the thing, it's hard to remember EVERYONE that I tweet with and even if I did, it would take me 4 hours of non-stop tweeting to complete #FF. So, as it is, I go down my timeline and click names of those whom I'd like to suggest, but if you don't tweet often, your name isn't on my timeline. People get insulted and their feelings hurt if they feel you've left them off. It's like high school! I receive direct messages and emails as a "reminder" or a "hey, did you forget me? waaaaa" and I have received more today than normal so I'm taking a break. Instead of being annoyed and silently screaming at you, I'm walking away from what started out as a good thing but has turned into nothing but a cluster fuck of names. For those of you, who are not one of the whiners, I hope you don't take offense to this and if you continue to add me on your #FF list, I will be honored, but if you don't, please know I won't be hurt. I definitely understand. 

And, with that said, I am done with my mini-rant. lol. I wish you all a very safe and happy Memorial Day weekend. xoxo

I've gone Smart!

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Blog Changes

Hey you guys! I hope this finds you doing well and enjoying your week. I've made some changes to my blog and thought a post would be appreciated.

You can now receive an email each time I create a new post. All you have to do is type your email into the "gidgit" that says "Follow By Email". You'll find it on the right side of the blog underneath "About Me". Easy as pie.

I've been asked to make it easier to contact me so now, directly under the "gidgit", you'll find a list of options to choose from. It's pretty self explanatory but if you feel the need please ask questions.

You can now search my blog by typing in key words, which is obvious if you've used a search engine on other sites. Anyway, you'll find another "gidgit" thingy under my TWEETS, also on the right side of the blog.

This next change I'm especially excited about because now the right side is almost even with the left column. I've added a list of popular posts, meaning those who got the most activity. Again, that's pretty explanatory... for most. lol.

Take a look around, make comments and suggestions if you'd like and I'll think about reading them. lol. (I kid, I kid)

Pole Dancer

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Weather, Dishwasher & Douchebags, Oh My!

I hope this finds you all doing well and staying warm. It seems that most of the states are under severe flooding or a blizzard. Either way, you're fucked. You should definitely stay inside and keep yourself busy with porn and I happen to be able to help you with that. LUCKY!


I wasn't able to give you all a weekend blog because we were busy with my husband's family. We had his nieces and nephew over to play Elvis Monopoly, which has become a Christmas eve tradition. We drank, smoked and played Monopoly. It was a fun evening. On Christmas we woke up to 30 degree weather with 35 mph winds dropping the temp down to the low 20's. It was miserably cold. While we were saying good bye to the kids, sending them off to their mothers before she called yelling at us because they were late, I opened the door to see my dishwasher sitting on the front deck...Jackpot! Santa does love me, after all! I was very excited about that. After the kids left we watched "Christmas Vacation" and then showered and drove into Austin to do the Christmas circle with Devil's sister, her family and her closest friends. The circle takes a fucking miracle to get through. Well, maybe not a miracle but a lot of drugs. I'm usually the only sober one there so that's a lot of fun, let me tell you. Anyway, from there we met a friend and his dad at Union Park on 6th Street and had a few drinks and then had dinner next door at Katz's. 


Now, on to the "Douchebags" part of this blog. Good lord! They're out in full force today. I'm not sure what it is but they're on Twitter, Streamate and they've even sent me emails today. When I say douchebags, I don't mean everyone, I mean a few in particular. Those who have asked for pictures on Twitter are obviously Douchebags. (all you have to do is go to my site where I give a lot away for FREE). Those who send me an email because I banned them on Streamate because for 4 years they've been nothing but a freeloader who spends hours telling me all of his woes. DOUCHEBAG times ten! Then there are those who ask me why I don't do incest shows and what's wrong with a Father fucking his hot daughter. That question, alone, has earned him the title of a Douchebag. The fact that he loves incest and sees nothing wrong with it has earned him the title of a sick fuck who should be either shot or locked in solitary for him to wack off for the rest of his life...


Okay, that's all. Hope you're all having an awesome Monday. 


PS- Don't be a douchebag. lol 

Come Home to Me

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