I hope this finds you doing well and having an excellent week. I, unfortunately, have very bad news, or at least, I think it's bad news. In fact, it's terrible news! Devil is making me drive him and his friend to another city so they can watch Charlie Sheen jerk off in public. Although, I tried to weasel my way out of it, the safe thing to do is for me to be their driver. I'm sorry to cancel because so many of you have given me your Tuesday nights and you let me abuse you. lol. Plus, I had an awesome show planned...something different...so, next week it is.
Please direct any and all complaints to Devil. Let me know if you need his contact information. lol.
Have a wonderful evening and please know that I'll be thinking about you guys tonight, from Applebee's. I refuse to pay good money to see such a douche bag babble on and on about himself. I know enough people like that and they talk to me for free. lol.
