May 21, 2011: The end is near!

It has been said that the end of time is near and will occur in just two days. Over 200 million people will be raptured, whatever the hell that means. The same individual also predicted that the end of time would take place in 1994 and that day came and went. I bet his followers felt like a bunch of tools, as they should have, because that's all they were. Tools in his "get rich scheme". The only problem is, he's the only one getting rich. I mean, seriously? I'm just saying that if someone is mentally whacked, screaming the sky is falling, maybe you should hold on to your life savings. Simple as that. Another red flag would be the fact that "Jesus" said in Matthew 25: 13, "Watch therefore, for you know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man comes." and yet, this dude has come up with a mathematical explanation to the end of time. So, we have two days left. What do we do? Go out and pilfer from the innocent, like he has been doing for the last 20 years? At one time I thought anyone willing to follow a whack job had to be nothing but an ignorant, unintelligent fool. However, I think some are just desperate to hope and have faith in something. Unfortunately, it's him, who has padded his bank accounts with other peoples hard earned cash. Now, with all of that said, those faithful people need to wake the fuck up! He has been a lunatic for two decades! That's twenty fucking years. When are people going to finally realize that those who go on tour to proclaim GOD's love and ask for donations are just another form of the Bernie Madoff's that are now in prison. 
Okay, so since you have two days left to live, before God or Jesus strikes us dead, what are you going to do?
I'm going to rob a bank, shoot my neighbor and do some ecstasy for my front row seat. If I'm going to be "raptured" I want to at least think it feels good. LOL.