I hope this finds you all doing well and staying warm. It seems that most of the states are under severe flooding or a blizzard. Either way, you're fucked. You should definitely stay inside and keep yourself busy with porn and I happen to be able to help you with that. LUCKY!
I wasn't able to give you all a weekend blog because we were busy with my husband's family. We had his nieces and nephew over to play Elvis Monopoly, which has become a Christmas eve tradition. We drank, smoked and played Monopoly. It was a fun evening. On Christmas we woke up to 30 degree weather with 35 mph winds dropping the temp down to the low 20's. It was miserably cold. While we were saying good bye to the kids, sending them off to their mothers before she called yelling at us because they were late, I opened the door to see my dishwasher sitting on the front deck...Jackpot! Santa does love me, after all! I was very excited about that. After the kids left we watched "Christmas Vacation" and then showered and drove into Austin to do the Christmas circle with Devil's sister, her family and her closest friends. The circle takes a fucking miracle to get through. Well, maybe not a miracle but a lot of drugs. I'm usually the only sober one there so that's a lot of fun, let me tell you. Anyway, from there we met a friend and his dad at Union Park on 6th Street and had a few drinks and then had dinner next door at Katz's.
Now, on to the "Douchebags" part of this blog. Good lord! They're out in full force today. I'm not sure what it is but they're on Twitter, Streamate and they've even sent me emails today. When I say douchebags, I don't mean everyone, I mean a few in particular. Those who have asked for pictures on Twitter are obviously Douchebags. (all you have to do is go to my site where I give a lot away for FREE). Those who send me an email because I banned them on Streamate because for 4 years they've been nothing but a freeloader who spends hours telling me all of his woes. DOUCHEBAG times ten! Then there are those who ask me why I don't do incest shows and what's wrong with a Father fucking his hot daughter. That question, alone, has earned him the title of a Douchebag. The fact that he loves incest and sees nothing wrong with it has earned him the title of a sick fuck who should be either shot or locked in solitary for him to wack off for the rest of his life...
Okay, that's all. Hope you're all having an awesome Monday.
PS- Don't be a douchebag. lol
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