Alabamians, Georgians AND Marc/c:

To Marc/c and all southerners affected by the recent string of bad weather:

I hope that you, your family, friends and towns have all be spared and that this finds you safe and well. Please, if you're able to read this, respond to let me know you're okay. 

My heart goes out to you all. xoxo

Hey Angel, What's Cooking?

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For Sale: Panties

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Young Barfly

I'm at Chili's, in Houston, and there's this young 25ish barfly who is currently boasting to seven men that she's an alcoholic who wakes up horny every day..."because I drink so much the night before!" They're all just staring at her, a bit dumbfounded, and she keeps going on and on about it. Right now she seems to be worried they didn't hear her right because she said, "HORNY. I wake up horny" and now the guys are talking amongst themselves as if she didn't just speak to them. It's kind of sad. Would you like her name and number? Anyone? She's sure to be good for another 2 years. lol. Just kidding...kind of. Well, about the part about getting her number for you. Yes, she's pretty. No, I won't get a picture with her. That would be obvious and bring attention to myself. I'm currently role playing a wall flower and it's working out for me. Oh, wait. She's exchanging numbers with a 40-something man. He seemed to hang on her every word. How cute...no, wait, how depressing!

Ten minutes later:
She's gone. He's gone. Same time departure. That's not very discreet. Who's teaching her these terrible lessons on how not to be discreet. lol. Maybe that's what gets her off...hmmm...I hope he makes it in time before she passes out. She did say she wakes up horny, not that she leaves the bar horny.

Ten minutes later:
No sign of either of them...must have taken it somewhere other than the Chili's parking lot.

Tuesday Member Show

I hope this finds you doing well and having an excellent week. I, unfortunately, have very bad news, or at least, I think it's bad news. In fact, it's terrible news! Devil is making me drive him and his friend to another city so they can watch Charlie Sheen jerk off in public. Although, I tried to weasel my way out of it, the safe thing to do is for me to be their driver. I'm sorry to cancel because so many of you have given me your Tuesday nights and you let me abuse you. lol. Plus, I had an awesome show planned...something different...so, next week it is. 

Please direct any and all complaints to Devil. Let me know if you need his contact information. lol. 

Have a wonderful evening and please know that I'll be thinking about you guys tonight, from Applebee's. I refuse to pay good money to see such a douche bag babble on and on about himself. I know enough people like that and they talk to me for free. lol.  

Star Wars

I'm not much of a sci-fi lover but Star Wars amused me enough to keep me entertained. I'm curious to know which character was your favorite. I have two favorites and I'll go first..


Yoda- because he's an old man and he talks backwards! What's not to love? Funny, he is. 

Jar Jar Binks- because he's cute as a button, feisty and fucking funny as hell! "Mesa, mesa, me Jar Jar Binks!" and..."how ruuuuuudddda!"

Now it's your turn and please tell me why he or she is your favorite character..

Meeting Mrs. Siren

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Thank You, Baby!

I have a member, who has been “mine”, for a few years now, and he has great taste in lingerie. When I saw him in January he surprised me with a bag from Victoria’s Secret and this was one of the items in his gift bag. The panties fit my phat ass perfectly and the nighty cups my boobs just right. I felt so incredibly sexy in this negligee that I also used the glass toy that he gave me last year. This glass toy does wonders for the g-spot. OMG. You have no idea! Usually it makes me squirt a mess but I was renting a house, with Deauxma, and this was her bed. Although, everyone on Twitter said to “go for it and make it a water bed”, I was able to find my inner will power. Amazing, right? As a matter of fact, it was a miracle because I cannot keep from squirting once I rub the spot. I still managed to get off and it was a great orgasm. CLICK HERE!

Two Days of Photo Shoots

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Small Town Festival

It's been a few days since I last posted and for that, I am sorry. It seems that I'm always on the go from the time my feet hit the ground in the morning. 
This past weekend we went to an annual festival and the weather couldn't have been better, with the exception of the wind and the fire that came considerably close to our home. This is an event that has been going on since I was about 10 years old and, although, we still have the B-B-Q cook offs, the washer pitching contests and the carnival rides, the event has grown. There are vendors, food and crafts a like, that travel from all over central Texas to set up a booth for this weekend. Since I had what I like to call "free" money from the poker party tips, I actually enjoyed walking the booths this year. I have added a spinning thingy of sorts for our deck, a set of two rustic, yet very chick, candle vases for our deck, an apron for Devil and a few pairs of earrings. I made out like a bandit! 
Today, I'm renting a house deeper into the hill country and we're doing photo shoots and videos, so look for pictures on twitter and in this blog so you can see what I'm doing in real time. 

Anal Service

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The Rolling Stones

I'm getting ready to spend two days in Fredericksburg, TX doing photo shoots. While going through boxes of clothes I found a Rolling Stones shirt that I forgot I had. Usually when I plan for shoots I already have something in mind, however, I'm drawing a blank with this one shirt. But, I do know that I have to do something with it. So, aside from stuffing my pussy with it until all you see is the famous tongue, what do you suggest?

June Trip- VA/D.C. Area

My father-in-law has an upcoming H.S. Reunion, which will be in Virginia, in June. This will be the last one that he attends, so he says, because he's 76 years old and he's ready to be done with them. I guess. lol. He's a retired Marine Colonel who is also a pilot and he refuses to travel by way of commercial planes. So, Devil and I are at his house a few months ago and he gives us an entire story, much like I have, and then says, but if you and Angel will drive us, then I can attend my reunion for the last time! Of course we were caught off guard but how could we say "no" to that? I mean, he had his story rehearsed and polished up so that we were on the edge of our seats waiting for what was next. We just hadn't counted on the- "unless you and Angel drive us, we won't be able to attend" part. lol. Anyway, we plan on spending 3 days in his small home town, which he says is one day too long as it is, and then we're heading up to the D.C area and over to Philly from there. I'm asking for suggestions on places to visit and sites to see, so please comment and let me know what you think I should make time for. Keep in mind my father-n-law and his wife will be in tow. 
It appears that all of June will be spent on the road. The first half of the month we'll be in Seattle moving Devil's sister back to Austin. We'll be home long enough to do laundry and feed the dogs. I sure hope June is good to me. lol. 

Lifestyle Party

We went to a Lifestyle Party on Sunday, at Ken and Mary's house. If you've ever been to our Annual January Birthday Party, then you've met them.

Mary at our last January Party (She's so PRETTY!)

They're an awesome couple and good people. They hosted an afternoon craw fish party and it was a blast. We had a chance to visit with some old friends and get to know some new ones; there was a good group of people who showed up. In fact, I demonstrated the art of showing cleavage if you have small boobs and I used someone's husband for the teaching show, since he has man boobs and was proud of them. LOL. He's a good guy who let's us pick on him as much and as often as we like. And, we do as much as possible. It was a great way to spend our Sunday and we definitely look forward to the next one. I say that because there will definitely be another one because Ken has already made mention of an annual party, in fact, he thinks they should host two per year but Mary quickly said- "what? No. One is just fine." That made me laugh because they sound just like me and Devil. He feels we should host two birthday parties each year, even though the birthday's we celebrate are in January. He's whacked, I tell you! 

Ken and Mary, thank you for an awesome party and we look forward to the next. 

I've gone Smart!

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Springtime Lovin'

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Ants in my Plants!

My garden has gotten off to a great start and things are actually blooming this year. Amaaaaazing! Truly amazing! I'm so excited I've been admiring them every morning before I jump in the shower. I worry that it's just a teaser before they die. lol. 

Anyway, my crossvine is growing like crazy but Army Ants have moved in. They're covering part of the plant and the blooms are starting to wilt and die. Now, since this is the first year it's actually bloomed for me, I'm not sure if that's natural for them to do that or if it's because of the ants. 

My question is for all of the gardeners who have become my personal consultants. :) If I sprinkle 7-dust on the vine will that kill the plant or just attack the ants?

Spring BBQ

The weather is finally warming up for us, in Texas, and it’s getting to be that time of year when we’re cleaning off our decks, firing up the grill and having people over for an afternoon BBQ. I’m not the usual Grill Master but today I’ve decided to change things up a bit and flip some burgers, burn some dogs and hopefully not catch fire to any buns. I’m making such an exception that I’m even willing to touch raw meat which grosses me the fuck out! YUCK! So, don’t disappoint me after all I’ve sacrificed by touching cold, raw meat for you…I’d love for you to join me on the deck and maybe we could get to know each other a bit better. *wink* CLICK HERE!

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April Fools

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